Poop Clicker Unblocked — Play Free Online

The joke played completely straight

Poop Clicker tells you to click on the poop, and that is the game. What makes it work is that the upgrade ladder is a real one, and it escalates with a straight face: hand at 10, baby at 100, toilet at 1,000, cow at 5,000, farm at 10,000, factory at 100,000, city at 10 million and finally earth at a billion.

You start at one per click and nothing per second. Everything after that is bought.

The order to buy in

• Hand first — it is ten of anything and it is the only upgrade you can afford immediately.
• After that, buy the most expensive thing you can afford rather than several cheap ones. The jumps between tiers are large enough that the newest tier always wins.
• Stop clicking once the per-second figure passes a couple of hundred. Your hand is no longer part of the economy.
• The gap between factory and city is the game's real wall. That is where it becomes an idle game rather than a clicker.

How long it takes

Reaching earth is a long session or several short ones. There is no prestige layer to shortcut it, so the curve you are on is the only curve.

Leave the tab open. Per-second production keeps running and the wall between the last two tiers is much shorter when you come back to it.