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Mining, at a realistic scale

Bitcoin Clicker starts you at 0.00000002 Bitcoins — two satoshi — and the upgrade list is a history of amateur mining hardware: an old calculator, an old GPU, a computer from your grandpa, a Raspberry Pi, a smartphone. Each produces a fraction of a satoshi per second.

The joke is the scale. The numbers stay absurdly small for a long time and the game is entirely comfortable with that.

How to actually progress

• Buy the cheapest producer repeatedly at the start rather than saving for the next tier — early hardware is cheap enough that quantity wins.
• Once a tier costs less than a minute of income, switch to buying it exclusively.
• Watch the satoshi figure rather than the Bitcoin one. The Bitcoin display barely moves for the first half of the game and it is discouraging for no reason.

Why it holds attention

Because the hardware ladder is recognisable. Going from a calculator to a Raspberry Pi to something that actually mines gives the numbers a shape that a generic clicker does not have.

It is also genuinely idle — leave it running and come back to a tier you could not previously afford.